Ron Swanson | Season 2

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

Andrew McMahon full-length albums (2002-2014)

Tagged:  #carm

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

pixieffect:

whathappensonthebus:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

oh my god

Poetic license

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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