the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
Finally know the answer to this question.
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
my history of brazil professor just had us all raise our hands if we had ever interacted with a brazilian before and then asked us to rate the experience?? the brazilian girl next to me slowly raised her hand and was like “idk 9/10 would recommend???”
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
just say “aw thanks” then eat it slowly in front of him
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FITreblogging for the last two comments.