Idek how I got on this mailing like but holy crap you guys are such drama queens calm down
i’m considering making a side blog as an angry raging history major and explaining historical events in the most casual, pissed off, annoyed way. because once you get past fancy language and like the boring paragraph-after-paragraph drawl of teachers, this shit is hilarious and interesting. i hope that when i teach it, i can use this method to get my students interested.
*has tumblr open in three tabs*
as a history major i’m just going to go ahead and say that fucking jamestown was basically the stupidest idea ever that somehow succeeded. okay so after we get over the fact that england promoted the colony as some sort of wondrous place, where in reality everyone was dying of dysentery, in order to keep getting people to go there, we reach john smith’s reign. nah he isn’t disney movie material, he took charge and as the awful little bitch he is, actually expected his colonists to work and grow their own food. what a dick, right? so they hated him and told him to leave and never come back - so he left…and right after that the “great starving winter” occurred. shocker. also i’d like to add that when they new governor arrived he discovered the colonists, left to their own devices like a gang of unruly sims, bowling in the streets,rather than growing their own food. they actually abandoned growing food (((they expected the indians to just GIVE THEM FOOD))) in order to look for gold which they later found out wasn’t real gold. moral of the story: it’s a miracle we’re all here today.
What if… the white stripes
and the black keys
made an album together
They could just call it piano
I appreciate the joke but that also sounds like it would be an amazing album can this happen please